Heston blumenthal Channel 4 Heston cooks up another treat this week, by combining science with food. Let’s face it, when this cunt cooks something that actually looks appetising, we’ll sell out to Fox News. Eastenders BBC1 Eastenders token paki family the Masood’s run into more drama this week, when they can’t live with the fact their son is [...]
12 May 2010
Heston blumenthal Channel 4 Heston cooks up another treat this week, by combining science with food. Let’s face it, when this cunt cooks something that actually looks appetising, we’ll sell out to Fox News. Eastenders BBC1 Eastenders token paki family the Masood’s run into more drama this week, when they can’t live with the fact their son is [...]
11 May 2010
The Conservative Party only really had one policy: inheritance tax. Many people voted on that policy only even though all of the Tory’s parties other policies were fucking them and 99% of the country in anus. The 99% who don’t own three houses, go to Eaton, play Croquet and inbreed. Now Cameron has eagerly got rid of [...]
10 May 2010
This week’s hero is none other than man of the hour Nick Clegg. By cleverly marketing himself to ‘the kidz’ he managed to achieve one of the greatest trolls of all time by getting loads of hippies and communist 18 year old A-Level politics students to vote for him. Then he used all of their votes [...]
08 May 2010
Why we need more muslims in Britain. Since 1997 we have seen a steady increase in Indians and Bangladeshis come to the shores of this great country and at OOO NEWS this thrills us to shit. We can learn a lot from their culture, using their advanced futuristic space age techniques to fit record numbers of people [...]
